May 2012
55 posts
rest of the world: why
japan: why the fuck not
“I don’t like stretch marks”
– nigga that gets no pussy (via vonsoco)
send me a † and i'll smash or pass you →
Any takers?
GHETTO TRANSLATIONS 101
#1 “I’m around da corner.” = I’m 45 minutes away
#2 "We in Dis Bitch!" = We Will be attending the event
#3 Free my nigggaaa" = Although he did commit a crime that is against the law.. free to him because he is my friend
#4 "so you Mad?" = "it amuses me that your angered by what just occurred when it didn't seem like a big deal to me
#5 "you wasnt with me shootin in the gym" = you did not contribute to my current success in any way, shape or form
#6 Where dey do dat at? = What type of establishment allows behavior of that sort?
#7 Im Bout To Go Ham = If you say 1 more thing that displeases me. I shall be forced to take disciplinary actions
#8 "I got da whip"= My mother was kind enough to let me use the car.
#9 You Tryna Chill? = I Really Want To Engage In Sexual Activity With You But If I Said That You Might Say No
#10 "I'm chillin tonight" = My current financial situation is not budgeted for extra curricular activity."
# 11 "you aint bout that life" = your living standards are not fit for the situation at hand!
#12 Sh*t just got real! = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughing matter!!
Way More Than You Ever Wanted to Know About... →
This show was and is fucking brilliant.
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I really like tattoos
Judge Allows Class-Action Status in Stop-and-Frisk... →
Updated, 12:20 p.m. | Saying the New York Police Department seems to have little regard for constitutional rights, a federal judge on Wednesday elevated to class-action status a lawsuit accusing officers of using race as a factor in stopping people on the city’s streets, opening the door to a vast number of additional plaintiffs.
The decision by the judge, Shira A. Scheindlin, of Federal...
because its TMI tuesday. put a question # in my...
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1. Are looks important in a relationship?
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you in a relationship?
5. Are you in love?
6. Are you single this year?
7. Can you commit to one person?
8. Describe your crush
9. Describe your perfect mate
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
11. Do you ever want to get married?
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
13. Do you get jealous easily?
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
15. Do you have any piercings?
16. Do you have any tattoos?
17. Do you like kissing in public?
20. Do you shower every day?
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
43. How long was your longest relationship?
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
47. How old are you?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
55. Share a relationship story.
56. State 8 facts about your body
57. Things you want to say to an ex
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
64. What is your definition of cheating?
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
68. What is your sexual orientation?
69. What turns you off?
70. What turns you on?
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
83. Who was your first kiss with?
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
86. You’ll love me if...
if you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me...
blkgirlblogging:
shehateme:
I don’t expect anyone to answer, as everyone who WOULD have a crush on me, loves me.
So… yeah.
But reblogging for a quick laugh or two.
my shit is gonna have tumbleweeds blowing through it.
i don’t think anyone has a crush on me
“My hand around her collar, feeding her cheese
She said the taste of dollars was...”
– (via staysuckafree)
My umi says shine your light on the world, shine...
Kamo's Palate: If- by Rudyard Kipling →
kamospalate:
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or…
Long Kiss Goodbye: Fear Of A Black Planet Killed A...
http://newsone.com/2005493/long-kiss-goodbye-charnas-987-kiss-fm-wbls/
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If you aren’t a New Yorker of a certain age, as I am, it might be difficult to understand our dumbfounded reaction to the announcement last week that two legendary archrival Black radio stations — WBLS and 98.7 Kiss FM — would be “merging” into one; or, more accurately, 98.7 Kiss FM would be “celebrated” and then...
